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mandarkslab:

But seriously.

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Invade my love and sex life.

• 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
• 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
• 3. Are you a virgin?
• 4. Are you in a relationship?
• 5. Are you in love?
• 6. Are you single this year?
• 7. Can you commit to one person?
• 8. Describe your crush
• 9. Describe your perfect mate
• 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
• 11. Do you ever want to get married?
• 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
• 13. Do you get jealous easily?
• 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
• 15. Do you have any piercings?
• 16. Do you have any tattoos?
• 17. Do you like kissing in public?
• 20. Do you shower every day?
• 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
• 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
• 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
• 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
• 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
• 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
• 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
• 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
• 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
• 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
• 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
• 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
• 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
• 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
• 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
• 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
• 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
• 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
• 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
• 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
• 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
• 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
• 43. How long was your longest relationship?
• 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
• 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
• 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
• 47. How old are you?
• 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
• 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
• 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
• 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
• 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
• 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
• 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
• 55. Share a relationship story.
• 56. State 8 facts about your body
• 57. Things you want to say to an ex
• 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
• 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
• 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
• 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
• 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
• 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
• 64. What is your definition of cheating?
• 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
• 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
• 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
• 68. What is your sexual orientation?
• 69. What turns you off?
• 70. What turns you on?
• 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
• 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
• 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
• 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
• 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
• 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
• 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
• 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
• 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
• 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
• 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
• 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
• 83. Who was your first kiss with?
• 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
• 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
• 86. You’ll love me if

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• My brain during the day: potato, potato, ching chong tomato
• My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.